call a large man a bad word. Then he will beat the **** outta you
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25 Responses to “Are there any decent home remedies for colon cleansing?”
Hot peppered tea
no chunks for three days.
So I am told.
You first okay.
Then a spiritual cleanse every day for two weeks.
This insures the exorcism of cling ons.
Let me know how this works out for you. References :
True Story: Once had a 92-year-old man come into the ER with a 30 cc syringe stuck in his colon. He had decided to give himself a home enema by attaching one end of his garden hose to his faucet and the other to the syringe. As the doc put it: "Attaching the syringe to the garden hose and turning on the water excessively forcefully shooting the syringe up into his rectum." The man had to have surgery.
In case anyone ever wondered: Yes, the azz is watertight. That thing is a vacuum you go in deep enough. References :
you don’t want to know…ok I’ll tell you the old nurses trick 8 oz. heated prune juice, spiked with 2 oz milk of mag. Have a nice day…cloistered in the outhouse! References :
September 29th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Tacos de Carne Asada, con Jalapenos, fresca..
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Just sayin
September 29th, 2009 at 8:20 am
coffee emima.. the Gesen therapy
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September 29th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Pure Evil you can’t handle my food? gah its the last time I cook for you!
oh and there is some tea that you can make that cleanses it out
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September 29th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Go through the drive-thru for some KFC, then take it HOME and eat it.
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September 29th, 2009 at 9:23 am
call a large man a bad word. Then he will beat the **** outta you
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September 29th, 2009 at 10:05 am
You’ll need a funnel 3ft of 1/2" tubing 10 cups of Folgers coffee and very tolerant neighbors
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September 29th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Just keep lippin off about your wife like you been doin, it’s gonna happen.
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September 29th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Mongolian Beef…add some chili paste
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September 29th, 2009 at 11:36 am
I think Lowes has a wireless vacuum cleaner for this purpose.
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September 29th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
http://milliesays.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/coffee-enema1a.jpg
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September 29th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
Hot peppered tea
no chunks for three days.
So I am told.
You first okay.
Then a spiritual cleanse every day for two weeks.
This insures the exorcism of cling ons.
Let me know how this works out for you.
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September 29th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
Yuk, Buk!
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September 29th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Well… that depends which end you preferred to start your
"colon cleansing"
Top- Baking Soda
Bottom- Good old Toilet brush
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September 29th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Jump up and down while eating grapes all day.
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September 29th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Have you got a pressure washer?
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September 29th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
They’re only half as good as professional treatments – sort of "semi" colon remedies.
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September 29th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
White Castle hamburgers work for me!
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Tried and true home remedy.
September 29th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
Hire an ex con as a house cleaner>?
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September 29th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Well, my wife has this glove that
goes past her elbow…
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September 29th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
True Story: Once had a 92-year-old man come into the ER with a 30 cc syringe stuck in his colon. He had decided to give himself a home enema by attaching one end of his garden hose to his faucet and the other to the syringe. As the doc put it: "Attaching the syringe to the garden hose and turning on the water excessively forcefully shooting the syringe up into his rectum." The man had to have surgery.
In case anyone ever wondered: Yes, the azz is watertight. That thing is a vacuum you go in deep enough.
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September 29th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
A two gallon barium enema should do it.
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September 29th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
you don’t want to know…ok I’ll tell you the old nurses trick 8 oz. heated prune juice, spiked with 2 oz milk of mag. Have a nice day…cloistered in the outhouse!
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September 29th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
ask Clay Aikens
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September 29th, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Apple juice cocktail with half prune juice.
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September 29th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
Does your vacuum cleaner have one of those
long, narrow attachments?
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