Are there any decent home remedies for colon cleansing?


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25 Responses to “Are there any decent home remedies for colon cleansing?”

  1. Pure Evil Says:

    Tacos de Carne Asada, con Jalapenos, fresca..
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    Just sayin

  2. TrivialBrian Says:

    coffee emima.. the Gesen therapy
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  3. Ribbiti Rabbiti loves handcuffs Says:

    Pure Evil you can’t handle my food? gah its the last time I cook for you!

    oh and there is some tea that you can make that cleanses it out
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  4. Joni: So much for my happyending Says:

    Go through the drive-thru for some KFC, then take it HOME and eat it.
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  5. angrypete3 Says:

    call a large man a bad word. Then he will beat the **** outta you
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  6. Yidiot Says:

    You’ll need a funnel 3ft of 1/2" tubing 10 cups of Folgers coffee and very tolerant neighbors
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  7. livn4themin Says:

    Just keep lippin off about your wife like you been doin, it’s gonna happen.
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  8. Lilia Says:

    Mongolian Beef…add some chili paste
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  9. dr h Says:

    I think Lowes has a wireless vacuum cleaner for this purpose.
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  10. Melvin Says:

    http://milliesays.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/coffee-enema1a.jpg
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  11. Veronika Says:

    Hot peppered tea
    no chunks for three days.
    So I am told.
    You first okay.
    Then a spiritual cleanse every day for two weeks.
    This insures the exorcism of cling ons.
    Let me know how this works out for you.
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  12. Zola Polo Says:

    Yuk, Buk!
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  13. norah Says:

    Well… that depends which end you preferred to start your
    "colon cleansing"

    Top- Baking Soda
    Bottom- Good old Toilet brush
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  14. Turtle Says:

    Jump up and down while eating grapes all day.
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  15. Maureen Clean Says:

    Have you got a pressure washer?
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  16. Dolores & the prune Says:

    They’re only half as good as professional treatments – sort of "semi" colon remedies.
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  17. baglady Says:

    White Castle hamburgers work for me!
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    Tried and true home remedy.

  18. Little Wifey Says:

    Hire an ex con as a house cleaner>?
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  19. Joe Angus Says:

    Well, my wife has this glove that
    goes past her elbow…
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  20. BlueBelle Says:

    True Story: Once had a 92-year-old man come into the ER with a 30 cc syringe stuck in his colon. He had decided to give himself a home enema by attaching one end of his garden hose to his faucet and the other to the syringe. As the doc put it: "Attaching the syringe to the garden hose and turning on the water excessively forcefully shooting the syringe up into his rectum." The man had to have surgery.

    In case anyone ever wondered: Yes, the azz is watertight. That thing is a vacuum you go in deep enough.
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  21. barbwire Says:

    A two gallon barium enema should do it.
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  22. C.S.Scotkin Says:

    you don’t want to know…ok I’ll tell you the old nurses trick 8 oz. heated prune juice, spiked with 2 oz milk of mag. Have a nice day…cloistered in the outhouse!
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  23. richfraga Says:

    ask Clay Aikens
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  24. Kitty 2 Says:

    Apple juice cocktail with half prune juice.
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  25. Socrates Says:

    Does your vacuum cleaner have one of those
    long, narrow attachments?

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